What would it be and why? It would be Demons (see the link and photoshop slides I made). Why, because even though Demons is one of my favorite films of all time, we still need MORE Demons films. So I wouldn't mind a remake. Even if it were straight up like I imagined in my blog-post, or if it were something different. I know that one cool ass mofo came out with the new Demons Mini-Comic for the overseas release and that is something absolutely splendid.
Point is, if someone gave me the cash and sent me to Italy for a day, I'd make three of these fuckers back to back to back! And no matter how much they sucked, I bet they'd still be as awesome as shit if you got drunk or high. Which, if I did get Leo DiCap in it by now, he'd have to play the pudgy seat attendant instead of Nicoletta. Heh.
HOUSE OF THE DEAD! One of my favorite games turned into the worst movie ever by the worst director ever. Why do I own this movie? Its a guilty pleasure. Some body some day will remake it. Give it five years.
Paul Naschy's Night of the Werewolf. It would have be set in a castle once again, but with better actresses that are younger, a better and nastier unfolding of events and really great make-up effects.
Forbidden World (USA, 1982)
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"*Welcome to the Garden of Eden. We play God here*."
Dr. Cal Timbergen (Fox Harris)
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Back in the day, when I was at Junior school, we had a thing called The
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Popeye the Spaceman: Killers from Space
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* [image: Poster - Killers from Space (1954)]Now Playing: **Killers from
Space *(1954)
*Pros:* Features a mildly intriguing Cold War spy plot with an ove...
The Sixth Collection
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Hey friends in horror! I know it’s been a while but I wanted to give you
all a sneak peek at my sixth fiction collection, Midnight Masquerade, which
will b...
Horror Entertainment Watched & Read in 2022
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(Ratings 1/2* to *****)
*MOVIES *
15 Things You Didn't Know About Bigfoot (2021) ***
1920 (2008) **1/2
After Death [aka: Zombie 4] (1990) *1/2
After Midnigh...
Magic now has bonus material!
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The Woodwose and His May Queen (first published in Terror Tract) has now
been included alongside Magic in Book 23 of Demain’s Short Sharp Shocks!
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Why I love zombies
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I'm not the only one obsessed with the dead who rise
I often get asked when people look down my list of published books why I
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Host (2020) Review
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Running Time: 56 min
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Well, if this little cyber-horror gem hasn't taken the interne...
Father's Day
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Hey again.
Father’s Day. That time of year when we all run out and buy the old feller
a random card with some amusing comment about age or being cool on th...
2017 and moving forward!
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Today I look back at the last year and I find myself excited for what comes
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While I haven't used my platform, I feel at this point it has grown ...
Nightmare Fuel
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[WP] The job of a mattress is to soak up all the nightmares a person has
and keep them locked away. The lock that keeps the evil at bay is the silly
tag th...
Death Nurse 2 (1988)
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Exactly the same as the first Death Nurse movie and with the same "plot",
cast, flashbacks etc but with a little communism thrown in for some reason.
To b...
What We (don't) Do In The Shadows
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Esistono i vampiri classici, vere e proprie icone di stile e raccapriccio
(Bela Lugosi, Christopher Lee, etc.), i moderni vampiri glitterati e
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CANNIBAL FEROX (1981)
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CANNIBAL FEROX (1981) (UR)
aka MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLY
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Italy
I rented this movie back in 1994 on VHS, but had to return it ...
The Invitation
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“Okay Emma, do you feel up to talking about that night?”
Emma changed position in her chair and stared at the fidgeting fingers in
her lap.
“Yeah, I gue...
"Stranger Things" by S U R V I V E
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COMICS SUCK! - Amazing Adventure #31 (July 1975)
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*Move to Transylvania.*
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5 comments:
I'd love to remake a few 80s slashers, f.e. Final Exam or Graduation Day
Billy the Kid vs. Dracula.
I don't know how much I gotta explain this since I've actually composed a whole remake for Lamberto Bava's Demons! Check it:
http://eerieeriksreviews.blogspot.com/search/label/Demons
What would it be and why? It would be Demons (see the link and photoshop slides I made). Why, because even though Demons is one of my favorite films of all time, we still need MORE Demons films. So I wouldn't mind a remake. Even if it were straight up like I imagined in my blog-post, or if it were something different. I know that one cool ass mofo came out with the new Demons Mini-Comic for the overseas release and that is something absolutely splendid.
Point is, if someone gave me the cash and sent me to Italy for a day, I'd make three of these fuckers back to back to back! And no matter how much they sucked, I bet they'd still be as awesome as shit if you got drunk or high. Which, if I did get Leo DiCap in it by now, he'd have to play the pudgy seat attendant instead of Nicoletta. Heh.
HOUSE OF THE DEAD! One of my favorite games turned into the worst movie ever by the worst director ever. Why do I own this movie? Its a guilty pleasure. Some body some day will remake it. Give it five years.
Paul Naschy's Night of the Werewolf. It would have be set in a castle once again, but with better actresses that are younger, a better and nastier unfolding of events and really great make-up effects.
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